Sunday, June 21, 2015

Oil Falls From Titan's Skies

Our oil prices skyrocket and plunge, and conspiracies abound. But Saturn’s lifeless moon Titan has hundreds of times more natural gas and other liquid hydrocarbons than all known oil and natural gas reserves on Earth. Hydrocarbons fall from Titan’s sky.

So either oil can be formed via inorganic geological processes, or, Titan supported enough life eons ago to make oil rain. Read the award-winning international thriller "Blood of the Moon," and you won’t be so quick to dismiss the former.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Book Review: Sound Man, by Glyn Johns

Legendary rock producer Glyn John's memoir, Sound Man, is a good book, but it could have been much better. It's full of interesting stories about some of popular music's giants from the 60's, 70's and into the 80's (Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Who, Eagles, Steve Miller Band, Wings, and the Clash are just some of the artists whose recordings Johns engineered or produced). Most of the stories lack much depth, though, and the whole book needs the touch of a skilled editor. In other words, ironically enough, this book could have used a good producer. Still, for fans of Johns' work and the artists he collaborated with during a crucial era in popular music, Sound Man is worth reading.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Book Review: The Devil and Philosophy: The Nature of His Game, ed. by Robert Arp

Thirty-five philosophers of varying diabolic inclination gather under editor Robert Arp's direction to opine on whether the devil exists, and if so, what might be his objectives. The 35 thinkers spin short and usually entertaining ruminations exploring deviltry's long reach into history, religion, literature and the arts. The scattershot result likely won't change a reader's mind about what Satan's up to if he's actually around, but the book's a breezy, interesting read written with forked tongues planted firmly in leathery cheeks. (Note: Readers desiring a weightier and very amusing contemplation of Lucifer's curriculum vitae and future plans will enjoy Jeremy Leven's 1982 novel, "Satan, His Psychotherapy and Cure by the Unfortunate Dr. Kassler, J.S.P.S.")

Book Review: Napoleon: A Life, by Andrew Roberts

There are few, if any, people about whom more books have been written than Napoleon Bonaparte. Given the man's appropriately lauded sociopolitical and legal achievements contrasted against the nearly unimaginable brutality of the wars bearing his name, unsurprisingly Napoleon's myriad biographers are divided between admirers and detractors, the latter outnumbering the former. However, Andrew Roberts' book, Napoleon: A Life, places the author firmly among Napoleon's devotees. The linchpin of this book, as stated on its jacket, is that Roberts "take[s] advantage of the recent publication of Napoleon's thirty-three thousand surviving letters, which radically transform our understanding of his character and motivation." Roberts interweaves his subject's vast written commentary covering the entire spectrum from mundane to meaningful against the backdrop of Napoleon's improbable rise and meteoric collapse as militarist and politician in a short life that still resonates loudly in our world today. Roberts paints the end of Napoleon's career as attributable less to a clearly flawed character than to trusting the wrong people and fighting the wrong battles badly. ("When Waterloo is war-gamed, France usually wins," says a footnote on page 766.) Either way, the result reduced Napoleon from Emperor of France and ruler of nearly all Europe to Britain's lonely prisoner, left to die an outcast on a barren, isolated volcanic rock in the South Atlantic, light years from Paris.

Book Review: The Ghost Hunter, by Hans Holzer

The technology-laden art of ghost-hunting commonly practiced today (evidenced by the scads of popular ghost-hunting shows currently haunting your cable television for all the 26 weeks on either side of Halloween) is based largely on an extravagant array of exotic gadgets calibrated to detect the piercing of our earthly veil by ethereal forces otherwise immeasurable dispassionately. This "objective" approach was first widely championed and documented by Briton Harry Price in his 1940 tome, The Most Haunted House in England, a classic in the field examining the haunting of Borley Rectory in Essex. But there are more ways than one to confront a wraith, as celebrated American spirit chaser Hans Holzer demonstrates in his seminal 1963 (reprinted in new editions in 2005 and 2014) work, The Ghost Hunter. Rather than depend on cold engineering's electronic or mechanical fruits like Price and most phantom finders currently on TV, Holzer's methodology relies on selecting deft and trustworthy psychic mediums to accompany him on investigations of locations squatted by specters along America's northeast coast. Once ensconced in a haunted location, Holzer's medium-du-jour allows herself to be commandeered by the wronged spirit so the latter can speak the grievances that compel it to wreak eerie havoc. The book's collection of reports is mostly entertaining, sometimes enlightening, and Holzer's interventions usually (but not always) lead to the elimination of spooky doings once the living appropriately address the ghosts' gripes. Holzer's book teaches it may be folly to assume people's quest for fairness in love and war is constrained by mortal borders, and that a good medium gives any fancy contraption a run for its money in tracking ghosts.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Book Review: Ready to Hang: Seven Famous New Orleans Murders, by Robert Tallant

There are as many ways to learn a city as there are people interested in learning it. Surely there's no substitute for learning a place than being there. But if circumstances conspire to prevent being there, the next best thing is reading about it, and a great way to learn about a grand old city is to steep yourself in a fascinating collection exploring some of the most (in)famous murders ever to darken its stormy history. Robert Tallant's "Ready to Hang" is just such a collection. Each of the seven well-written stories in this book reveals no less about how New Orleans has evolved from past to present than it does about the victims and victimizers it chronicles. Perhaps the most widely known of the sinister killers in Tallant's book is the person (or persons?) known as the Axman, whose enduring macabre allure lead to his recent resurrection in a pivotal role on the hit television series "American Horror Story: Coven." Notwithstanding the Axman's considerable legend in the annals of unsolved serial murder, not even his gruesome story outshines the other half-dozen true tales in this book. Did you know the Mafia first sharpened its American hooks in New Orleans? You will, and you'll learn why the practice of "decorating the lamp posts" did much to drive the Mafia out of New Orleans into friendlier digs in New York. Tallant's skill with words and phrases, combined with his meticulous research and attention to detail, makes "Ready to Hang" an absorbing and worthwhile read that is nothing less than a bloodstained love letter to the city where he lived his entire life.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Author Spotlight: Brett J. Talley

We at Gazalapalooza rightly pride ourselves on the long roster of fantastic authors from all over the world who have kindly passed through our notorious turnstile to submit themselves to the merciless glare of the Author Spotlight. Yes, we’ve had authors who are attorneys. (Your humble correspondent is indeed one himself.) Yes, we’ve featured authors who are professional political speechwriters. Yet today’s edition positions us to present our dear readers something even in our estimable history unprecedented – an author who habituated long-abandoned mansions and misty midnight graveyards gigging as a paranormal investigator before taking his lawyerly talents to Washington, D.C. to infuse Capitol Hill’s hallowed hallways with a whiff of literary terrors distinctly apolitical. That writer is Brett J.Talley.

Not merely the subject of a recent profile in The Washington Post, Talley is the Bram Stoker Award-Nominated scribe of suspenseful horror fiction That Which Should Not Be, and The Void. His is also the pen documenting matters spectral in the nonfiction tomes Haunted Alabama Black Belt, and Haunted Tuscaloosa. If this isn’t pedigree sufficient to raise hairs on the back of your neck, dare to spend time alone with our guest’s array of short stories, every one as expertly crafted and widely acclaimed as his books, and each finely honed to drive a jagged wedge between a sound night’s sleep and you.

The story Talley brought along for our discussion today is his latest work, a novella titled The Reborn. After treading about in spooky cemeteries and shunned premises (much less in Congressional corridors renown for their otherworldly disharmony), it’s not altogether unsurprising Talley appears fairly comfortable strapped to a hard wooden chair under the blistering blast of our klieg light array. Let’s proceed.

Gazala:    In my omnipotence, I've sentenced you to be stranded alone on a desert island for offenses best left unnamed. In my beneficence, I've decided to allow you a limited amount of reading material to make your stay a little less bleak than it would otherwise be. I'll spot you your religious text of preference, and the collected works of William Shakespeare. In addition to those, name the one fiction book, and the one nonfiction book, you'd choose to take with you, and tell why you choose them.

Talley:    The fiction answer is actually pretty easy for me, though the answer might be surprising to some of my readers—The Great Gatsby. I’ve always been a reader, but I didn’t love reading until I read that book for the first time. It’s one of a handful of books I’ve read more than once, and perhaps the only book I’ve read more than twice. It is, in many ways, a perfect book. Not a word is out of place, the story is timeless, the characters all too human. And it accomplishes all that despite clocking in at only a little over 40,000 words. Remarkable, really.

As for non-fiction book, while How To Survive on a Desert Island is tempting, I’m going to cheat a little and go with the Encyclopedia Britannica. I’m one of those people who can look something up on Wikipedia and, three hours and fifteen articles later, realize I let the day get away from me. Since I assume I can’t have a laptop, I’ll go with the dead-tree version.

Gazala:    Your newest book is an excellent and gripping post-apocalyptic reincarnation thriller titled The Reborn. The novella reveals how authorities capable of scrutinizing DNA to identify murderers, rapists, and other criminals in utero are obliged to eliminate these miscreants while they're still womb-bound. Except all is never what it pretends to be, and Marcus Ryder, the soldier who killed Genghis Khan reborn, finds himself and his compatriots battered by brutal moral ambiguities in a very savage world. I've read it. I enjoyed it immensely, and recommend it highly. Shockingly enough, however, from time to time my bare recommendation doesn't always motivate a book's potential reader to become a book's actual reader. Tell us something about The Reborn, and why its potential reader should make the leap and become its actual reader.

Talley:    Whether you want a book that makes you think or you want a thrill ride from the first page, The Reborn is for you. I know that’s probably what every author says about their books, but I’m serious about it here. And that was my goal. I wanted to write a book that challenged the readers’ beliefs about morality and justice, no matter what those beliefs might be. But I also wanted to write a book that kicks ass. You’ve got firefights, chases, nuclear strikes, world wars, gun battles, artillery barrages, pretty much everything you could imagine. And even better, it’s short! Just a little bit shorter than The Great Gatsby, as a matter of fact.

Gazala:    What are books for?

Talley:    Books are like people; they have limitless possibility for good or ill. They are for entertainment, for learning, for edification, for spreading a message. They can rally people to do the right thing or rally the mob to do evil. A human life is fleeting, but words can be eternal. Every person has a story to tell, and every book is a window into its author’s soul.

Gazala:    W. Somerset Maugham said, "There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are." Do you agree, or disagree, and why?

Talley:    I agree completely. I occasionally read those “10 Rules for Writing” blog posts just for laughs. A blank page is not something to be feared, but to be relished. It is the author’s playground, his universe. In that world, we are all gods, and we can create or destroy whatever we see fit. Why would we cabin ourselves, place false limits on ourselves? Now, are there rules for getting published? Of course, and the bigger the house you are looking to land the more rules there will be. And yet, running throughout all those rules will be “originality.” How can we be truly original if we are constantly afraid we are going to violate someone else’s rules? If I had one piece of advice I could give to new writers it would be this—be fearless.

Gazala:    You'll pardon me -- somebody who's the spitting image of Idi Amin Dada is beating on my front door. Ask yourself question, and answer it.

Talley:    Question: Ha. Well played. I’ll go with, “What scares you?” Answer: H.P. Lovecraft once said that “the oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.” I think Lovecraft is absolutely right, but I would also add that horror is not always about fear, as strange as that may seem. It is also about unsettling the reader, about opening them to ideas that are foreign to them and making them see things they would rather not.

Take Poe for instance. Some might claim (not this writer) that Poe is tame by today’s standards. Whether or not that is true, the horror contained in Poe was absolutely shocking for its time. Poe talked about things that polite society preferred not to discuss. I think that’s why in today’s horror you see so much overt and what might be termed “socially deviant” sexuality in many popular works. The authors are trying to break through societal norms and horrify their audience in a fundamental way.

Personally, I prefer the other kind of horror. I want my readers to peer into the unknown. I want them to see what lurks in the shadows or perhaps to discover that, indeed, the shadow itself is a lurking thing.

The shadow itself is a lurking thing. Very well said, Mr. Talley. And like a bedeviled matryoshka doll, there slinks inside the lurking shadow itself yet another skulking thing, waiting, watching, wanting… But you needn’t wait to feed your fevered head The Reborn. All you need do is draw a deep breath, steady your shuddering nerves, and click here to snatch a copy right now from Amazon.